Blow my heart up.

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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boobslyn:

It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be you. You are it for me. You are the one. You are the only one.

(via irememberyouwellx)

robmvyne:

I want to think that i’ll have someone there for me, but at the same time im used to being on my own

(via elizabethphaiboon)

"I can’t wait for the day when you realized you fucked up."

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(Source: michellehartson, via breathingdaisy)